I Sleep Here

The last few nights Bob has been restless in the hour or two before bed. He will get up from his chair and walk across the living room to the hallway- look in all directions- then turn around and announce to me as he is pointing at his bedroom, "I sleep here"
I will say " You sure do". He will do this over and over and over, about every 5 minutes.   On one hand-Its driving me bonkers-On the other- He is definitely getting some exercise in so I'll keep my lip zipped!

I have my Pants On

 Yesterday Bob was kind of stuck in what I call a vocal loop. Four different times he blurted out the same phrase to different people. The Schwans Man was making his rounds and stopped by to see if we needed anything. Bob Blurted out. " I have my Pants on". The Schwan man said. " Thats Nice"
 Son Brian came in and Bob said the same phrase. " I have my pants on."  Brian said. " Awesome, Me too".
 The neighbor came over to visit. Bob again- " I have my pants on". The neighbor teased him and said. " Why- Its hot out"?
A little later in the day. He told the mailman. " I have my pants on".  The mailman said " Cool Man ".
What the heck..? He often asks the same question over and over. But this is new.

Aptitude

A few years ago I bought Bob a very nice Montana Silversmiths watch. He LOVES this watch and wears it everyday- except when he loses it. I have found it hanging on the shower curtain rod, the light fixture in the bedroom and also tucked between cushions of his lazy boy chair.
 I dont think he can really read the time on it anymore- But he loves this watch!
 Last night as he was sitting in his chair and he was taking the watch off and on..Off..on...off....on...off...on, over and over and over.
After watching this go on for a good 45 minutes I went over and took the watch from him and said.. "Hon.. I am going to go set this on your dresser for now. I don't want you to lose it, Okay?"
Bob said " Well someone has a bad "aptitude"

Bad aptitude indeed.. LOL