Lumberjack

Last summer I planted 6 bushes to block a little of the "street view" on the deck and add some privacy.  Yesterday when I was busy Bob cut one of them down.. When I asked him "why- why would you do that?"
 He said " You hired me to"
"I did NOT"- -- and just so we're clear on this   YOU'RE FIRED" I took the saw he was using and hid it in the basement.
Today while I was talking to a mechanic on the phone about some problems I'm having with the jeep he cut down two more..
I can only assume he thinks he is at work-- After all he did that kind of work for 40 years.
Today we hid 5 more saws in the basement..
WWWAHHHHHHHHH.