We walked in and made the corner to grab a cart-- Bob-as always was following behind me. We walk in- I head for the carts then started thinking I can carry everything - so changed my mind-- Bob being behind me, stopped when I did
This Woman ( for lack of a better word)-- started yelling at Bob for "stopping" when they were people behind him. ( Like he has eyes in the back of his head?) She said " What the %$@ is your Problem Old #$%^- .
I turned around and looked at her and said " Excuse us, he has Dementia- Sometimes he just follows my lead- My Fault- "
She screams " Maybe You ought to leave him home in a %$#$%&$ cage-
I looked her square in the eye-- and said _ Chill out -- I'm sure they'll make you another donut if you dont get to the shelf before the last one is gone-
(wow-- did that just come out of my mouth?- did I say that out loud?) - She says-- What the &%$# did you say?-- I said- You're hard of hearing too--? well so is the senior citizen you were just $%^&*&^% yelling at..
(Someone swears at me-- I automatically start swearing back)-
She says-- I didnt mean anything by what I said-- and starts backing away from me
I said "really ? because half the %$^&*%$# store heard you yelling at him."(One guy even started yelling at her that she was the one that belonged at home in a cage-)
By then the Door Greeter was trying to stand between us-- I took Bob by the arm and we started walking away- She yelled at me-- You better walk away-- I turned around and smiled sweetly and said-- Dont make me go all Spider monkey on you $%^$# -- A bunch of people started laughing-- she got really red in the face and then she slammed her purse down in her cart--- it tipped out everywhere-- LOL-- AND- I am
happy ashamed to say- That made me deliriously happy!
Bob and I walked away-- Bob says-- Sheesh-- what did she do to piss you off like that-- He hadn't understood any of it-- I just looked at him and said- " she said I had a big ass" He says " well shes one to talk-- LOL-- that was it-- he didnt understand what was going on at all--
What the hell is wrong with people? Well I know what was wrong with me-- She got on my last nerve! The one that has been holding by a thread- It snapped.
Son 1 came over this afternoon and I was telling him about it and he said-- Mom- you are a better person then me because I dont think I would have let that go--
Bob looks at Son 1 and says-- You should see your mom when someone tells her she has a big ass--- she is pretty scary... Now how did he remember that? LOL