Rude People

 

I am not a mean or violent person- Yet Today-I got in an argument at a store. Not saying I started it-- but I did "finish" it.

We walked in and made the corner to grab a cart-- Bob-as always was following behind me.  We walk in- I head for the carts then started thinking I  can carry everything - so changed my mind-- Bob being behind me, stopped when I did

This Woman ( for lack of a better word)--  started yelling at Bob for "stopping" when they were people behind him.  ( Like he has eyes in the back of his head?) She said " What the %$@  is your Problem Old  #$%^-  .

I turned around and looked at her and said " Excuse us, he has Dementia- Sometimes he just follows my lead- My Fault- "

She screams " Maybe You ought to leave him home in a %$#$%&$ cage-

I looked her square in the eye-- and said _ Chill out -- I'm sure they'll make you another donut if you dont get to the shelf before the last one is gone- 

(wow-- did that just come out of my mouth?- did I say that out loud?) -  She says-- What the  &%$#  did you say?--  I said- You're hard of hearing too--? well so is the senior citizen you were just $%^&*&^%  yelling at..  

(Someone swears at me-- I automatically start swearing back)- 

She says-- I didnt mean anything by what I said-- and starts backing away from me

 I said "really ? because half the %$^&*%$#  store heard you yelling at him."(One guy even started yelling at her that she was the one that belonged at home in a cage-)

By then the Door Greeter was trying to stand between us--  I took Bob by the arm and we  started walking away- She yelled at me-- You better walk away-- I turned around and smiled sweetly and said--  Dont make me go all Spider monkey on you $%^$# -- A bunch of people started laughing-- she got really red in the face and then she slammed her purse down in her cart--- it tipped out everywhere-- LOL--  AND- I am happy  ashamed to say- That made me deliriously  happy! 

Bob and I walked away-- Bob says-- Sheesh-- what did she do to piss you off like that-- He hadn't understood any of it--  I just looked at him and said- " she said I had a big ass"  He says " well shes one to talk-- LOL-- that was it-- he didnt understand what  was going on at all-- 

What the hell is wrong with people? Well I know what was wrong with me-- She got on my last nerve! The one that has been holding by a thread- It snapped.

Son 1 came over this afternoon and I was telling him about it and he said-- Mom- you are a better person then me because I dont think I would have let that go--  

Bob looks at Son 1 and says-- You should see your mom when someone tells her she has a big ass--- she is pretty scary... Now how did he remember that? LOL