Simple Pleasure's

One of my simple pleasures is listening to the sprinklers on a freshly mowed lawn.  There is something really appealing about sitting on the deck and just relaxing and "listening" to the water, knowing that my yard work is done.
Yesterday I had the sprinklers going and was enjoying a moment to myself on the deck as Bob watched TV.  After about 5 minutes of alone time Bob walked out the door and stood in the middle of the lawn. I said " Bob, you had better move, the sprinkler is coming at you" He looked up in the sky and then looked at me like I was crazy. I said " Bob hurry-- its about to get you"  He just stood there. I was running to pull him out of the way  but the sprinkler got to him before I did. It hit him about Mid waist and as he was trying to move he was moving with the sprinkler. I grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the line of fire but I was laughing hysterically. Bob looked at me and said " You did that on purpose"
UM-- Yea-- lets say THAT'S what happened.. LOL.
I have been "forbidden" to use the sprinklers again.  :)